The Atrocious Arrival of Meggings

The Atrocious Arrival of Meggings

We are all about self-expression. Madonna taught us to express ourselves, and Lady Gaga preached that we were all born this way. While these things may be true, there are just some trends that do not need to happen. I’m looking at you, meggings. In case you don’t know what meggings are, they’re leggings, but for men. I’m all about bending the rules of fashion; hell, guys wear a skirt for all I care. But, this is just a TMI waiting to happen.

When you walk into Starbucks in the morning, the last thing you want to see is some guy’s honking mons pubis staring you in the face. It’s rude, it’s disturbing, and it’s something that just shouldn’t happen. Honestly, where this trend started remains a mystery to me, but this is something that needs to be stopped before it gains any momentum. Too many articles about meggings being a fashion essential for men next month have already been spotted.

So, please just stick with your skinny jeans, guys! Leave at least a little something to the imagination. No one is going to chase you if all of your merchandise is right there on display. For the sake of you getting laid in the future, leave the meggings in whatever dark, dank pit they’re trying to crawl out of.

Now, I’m curious to hear from you. Tell me, am I overreacting? Are you down with meggings? Or, are you ready to jump on the bandwagon with me and join my mental fight against them?

If you know Jarrod Wadsworth then you know that he's loud, in-your-face, and extremely opinionated, but underneath it all he's actually kind of nice? Maybe. Jarrod is always ready with a witty comment to bring a laugh to the most awkward of situations. His style is self described as "custom prep". When he isn't blogging for CHAOS he studies Media Production and Criticism with minors in Electronic Journalism and Film Studies at George Mason University in Virginia.